mauryinthehouse:

you see a woman with a white neck and orange face of makeup on the bus do you:

1. shove her out of the window
2. smear it off her face with her pug
3. tell her the colour of her face resembles hell

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mauryinthehouse:

if youre gonna make up a story to make notes u might as well tell the story about that time when ur teacher confessed they were cannibals and started sucking on ur earlobe while calling u homo

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lavernicust:

Attractive* and Awesome*

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